Sheldon, Zane and Sammy are pretty straightforward. Just choose the option that will cause you to meet them during break time and that's it. It doesn't matter if you mess up or do all their orders properly or not.
For Creator and Game Interface Route, you need to get all orders right, select 'Say nothing' when you sit with Sheldon, and then when you reach the end with the three buttons that say 'Return to start', click on the middle one, and you can access the secret routes.
For Grace, you have to get only the first order right, and mess up the others, and then select 'Say nothing' when you sit with Sheldon. Ask her to be your girlfriend for her ending, and if you choose 'Friend' you get a hint for the 'POV character ending'.
For the 'POV character' route, just name your character after the name Grace mentions in her 'Friend' ending.
damn thank u for the walkthrough and i would do it but im too lazy, thats cool how u found that out though i was just so focused on making the order correct
This was a terrible game. The disclaimer 'This is not a serious game' does not excuse the level of contempt the developer has for their audience. More than anything, it's mean spirited. I found a few gags kind of funny, but the overall tone of 'Why are you playing this game? You are wasting your life' is far more judgemental than it needs to be, especially because everyone KNOWS dating sims are not real life. It's harmless fun, and the fact the developer decided to attack the player rather than have them join in on the fun is pretty bad.
I love this game !!! To be honest i cried in the beggining when i tried to be girlfriends with Sammy. I felt so bad for even downloading the game and i felt really bad when the game told me they didnt want me here (in the ending messege ). But after some time i stoped crying and i encouraged myself to get all the endings.
Im surprised that lots o people got the math ending. I felt so bad when i had to tell Sammy that she doesnt belong in the ladies bathroom. Wtf i wrong with you people ?
I love this game just bcs its screams trans rights and i love the art. And the game was kinda fun , like the Teresa ending :)))))
yeah i only clicked that choice because i was curious and i always try to get every ending but overall the characters are interesting and the game is too!!
MY GOD THAT AMAZING GAME. What a good game, breaking expectations all the time, I laughed a lot during the game. It's so creative, I really wanted to be with Sammy, I was really disappointed, but I agree with everything I read haha. I didn't understand the people who comment that this is a terrible game, it doesn't make any sense, five stars, I made all the finals.
I only now discovered this game & got the zane end so far. I must say I'm pleasantly surprised & loved the writing in this a lot. Looking forward to the other endings! Thank you ^^
this- how could you do this to me? i cried! this got me good! anyyyyywayyyyyyy I loved the game. omg it was so good!!!!! the character arcs are amazing. plus I liked that sneaky shower scene you added in ;) ;DDDDDDDDDDDD
honestly! it's been a while since i've thought about this game, but i saw some old screenshots in my folder that i took a while back. the messages at the end (and the @s like damn this went hard lmao) and the themes were really important to me then, and even now still mean a lot!
i was feeling a little bit sad today, but i was reminded of a lot of things i somehow forgot so!! for that, thank you for this game and that reminder!
This game was okay I guess. I didn't care for the message at the end. Made my anxiety kick in which I guess that's my own fault. This game just wasn't for me I guess. And I'm sorry that I had some days off and I just wanted to play a little game. Sigh....
Dont worry, you have nothing to be sorry about. You get to choose how you want to spend your time, and you'd rather not spend it playing this and thats completely fine. I also like to play little games in my free time
So was intrigued by the mixed reviews and thought I'd give it a shot. Was actually pretty funny at first. Then the humour kinda stops being light-hearted. Even with the motivational ending, it just comes across as mean-spirited. If you want to send a tough-love, positive message with a good chuckle, I'd reccomend trimming the fat. Going on and on and on about the negatives loses its comedic punch and comes across as edgy trolling on a high horse. :¬I
Overall, I appreciate what you were going for, though I don't think it worked in the end. Your art and the game's design was pretty clean!
Created an account just to tell you how shitty this game is. People are depressed and they use dating sims sometimes to escape reality. Berating people with depression/anxiety for wanting to play a video game is in terrible taste and most likely makes people feel worse. If you were trying to get across a "good message," this is a fucking terrible way to do it.
What the hell is wrong with you? Besides being hella pretentious that is. Pathetic.
I LOVE IT!! It's hilarous. Everyone is a crybaby in the comments. I can't believe someone get offended by a game. People are so sensitive these days. Anyways, i love your humor. Please keep it up with your work. Have a nice day <3
ok here game ive been doing my chores and ive been abused by my sister and iam right here taking a break playing this game. and your telling me ((us)) that were lazy, hold up there game director i just want to read something atleast play this game and thats the ending? thats the ending ok well i like the artstyle, the background, the music or sterbucks if thats what they call.. li just want the REAL story T^T
I feel... Strange about this game. In one hand I'm annoyed because the game tell me what my parents are telling me all day, that I waste my time and more, so it doesn't really help me.. But, on the other hand, Sheldon loves me so... it warms my heart a bit.
Anyways I love the drawing I'm just a bit disapointed because this could have been a really cute game about self esteem (the drawing adding a really good thing to it) but... the game just told me to go f*ck myself so...
Is it bad that I looked all over Wattpad to see if anyone had tried to write a fan fic about this, and then got dissiponted because there was none? ;,(
I have made a little Valentines Day special on my gaming channel, playing four games that somewhat fit the theme, and I gotta say... this was a lot stranger (and funnier) than I thought it was.
Much of a laugh as I got out of it, I do feel like it could give some manner of hint as to where to find each character, considering it pretty much left me up to the luck of the draw based on where I went. Granted, that does tend to be somewhat normal for dating sims, but for one where the scenarios can be so potentially short (and subversive), it'd be nice to have some indication of how to reach the things you WANT on a second playthrough. I played this twice without even realizing Grace can be dated at all, for instance - which was a bit frustrating, since I didn't consider Zane or Sheldon particularly likable from their first impressions.
But once I dug deep and got to some of the funnier sides of the game, I really started to enjoy myself, and I can easily see myself playing it again to try and see where else it can all go and how much weirder things can get, so you definitely got me hooked. And the art is pretty friggin' adorable to boot. So good job!
Make a new untitled folder, rename it DateAlmostAnythingSim, drag the contents into it, delete the original and at the end of the name of the new folder you just made write ".app". That should do the trick! (that's the mac way at least.)
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3/10 There are too many things you can't date, like:
- the coffee shop itself
- the painting behind Sheldon
- the gift cards on the shelf in the background
- the door
- the bathroom
- the title screen
- the save/load buttons
Well, it is called 'Date (Almost) AnyTHING', not 'AnyONE' after all...
(this is just a joke, by the way XD)
yeahh!! total rip off. i was hoping to date a coffee machine or something~ but jokes aside this is a pretty interesting game. i recommend playing it
Full Walkthrough:
Sheldon, Zane and Sammy are pretty straightforward. Just choose the option that will cause you to meet them during break time and that's it. It doesn't matter if you mess up or do all their orders properly or not.
For Creator and Game Interface Route, you need to get all orders right, select 'Say nothing' when you sit with Sheldon, and then when you reach the end with the three buttons that say 'Return to start', click on the middle one, and you can access the secret routes.
For Grace, you have to get only the first order right, and mess up the others, and then select 'Say nothing' when you sit with Sheldon. Ask her to be your girlfriend for her ending, and if you choose 'Friend' you get a hint for the 'POV character ending'.
For the 'POV character' route, just name your character after the name Grace mentions in her 'Friend' ending.
damn thank u for the walkthrough and i would do it but im too lazy, thats cool how u found that out though i was just so focused on making the order correct
This is a fun game, I liked it and it was funny. Some ending are actually hard to get and I absolutely cannot get the author to love me ;-;
I love the download instructions
YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME, FOOL? *opens code in notepad with malicious intent*
well i wasn't expecting to get my heart chewed out-
This was a terrible game. The disclaimer 'This is not a serious game' does not excuse the level of contempt the developer has for their audience. More than anything, it's mean spirited. I found a few gags kind of funny, but the overall tone of 'Why are you playing this game? You are wasting your life' is far more judgemental than it needs to be, especially because everyone KNOWS dating sims are not real life. It's harmless fun, and the fact the developer decided to attack the player rather than have them join in on the fun is pretty bad.
bruh you so triggered because you didn't get to date some fictional characters. just read the warning and leave
oh boo hoo you got attacked ruthlessly by an all powerful dev how sad
Shitty endings, shitty stories, but at least the trans girl is cute. Still a waste of time.
I loved the game, but as soon as I got called ma'am I noped out of there. I'm sorry. Great opening, though!
Spoiler alert !!
I love this game !!! To be honest i cried in the beggining when i tried to be girlfriends with Sammy. I felt so bad for even downloading the game and i felt really bad when the game told me they didnt want me here (in the ending messege ). But after some time i stoped crying and i encouraged myself to get all the endings.
Im surprised that lots o people got the math ending. I felt so bad when i had to tell Sammy that she doesnt belong in the ladies bathroom. Wtf i wrong with you people ?
I love this game just bcs its screams trans rights and i love the art. And the game was kinda fun , like the Teresa ending :)))))
yeah i only clicked that choice because i was curious and i always try to get every ending but overall the characters are interesting and the game is too!!
MY GOD THAT AMAZING GAME. What a good game, breaking expectations all the time, I laughed a lot during the game. It's so creative, I really wanted to be with Sammy, I was really disappointed, but I agree with everything I read haha. I didn't understand the people who comment that this is a terrible game, it doesn't make any sense, five stars, I made all the finals.
My favorite route was with you~ <3
I only now discovered this game & got the zane end so far. I must say I'm pleasantly surprised & loved the writing in this a lot. Looking forward to the other endings! Thank you ^^
Well, that was a pleasant surprise. I think i found my new all time favorite game lol. The art is really pretty too, kudos to you.
"Don't you have something better to do?" Nah, i'm quarantined.
seriously tho- why?`(>▂<)´¯`·.
this- how could you do this to me? i cried! this got me good! anyyyyywayyyyyyy I loved the game. omg it was so good!!!!! the character arcs are amazing. plus I liked that sneaky shower scene you added in ;) ;DDDDDDDDDDDD
god i got the bad ending because i didnt talk to sheldon and now i have watch a math video? thanks alot then , i love math!!!
is what i would like to say but that would be the shittiest lie.
this game was pretty good and as much sesitive i am i still didnt feel offended. well kind of but thats because im a lowlife
honestly! it's been a while since i've thought about this game, but i saw some old screenshots in my folder that i took a while back. the messages at the end (and the @s like damn this went hard lmao) and the themes were really important to me then, and even now still mean a lot!
i was feeling a little bit sad today, but i was reminded of a lot of things i somehow forgot so!! for that, thank you for this game and that reminder!
this is rare, but the good kind of rare. edgy, like a preteen but realistic like an adult. IM POETIC.
This game was okay I guess. I didn't care for the message at the end. Made my anxiety kick in which I guess that's my own fault. This game just wasn't for me I guess. And I'm sorry that I had some days off and I just wanted to play a little game. Sigh....
Dont worry, you have nothing to be sorry about. You get to choose how you want to spend your time, and you'd rather not spend it playing this and thats completely fine. I also like to play little games in my free time
Yeah, the creator was super condescending towards their audience, which is so uncalled for.
So was intrigued by the mixed reviews and thought I'd give it a shot. Was actually pretty funny at first. Then the humour kinda stops being light-hearted. Even with the motivational ending, it just comes across as mean-spirited. If you want to send a tough-love, positive message with a good chuckle, I'd reccomend trimming the fat. Going on and on and on about the negatives loses its comedic punch and comes across as edgy trolling on a high horse. :¬I
Overall, I appreciate what you were going for, though I don't think it worked in the end. Your art and the game's design was pretty clean!
Created an account just to tell you how shitty this game is. People are depressed and they use dating sims sometimes to escape reality. Berating people with depression/anxiety for wanting to play a video game is in terrible taste and most likely makes people feel worse. If you were trying to get across a "good message," this is a fucking terrible way to do it.
What the hell is wrong with you? Besides being hella pretentious that is. Pathetic.
Great game 10/10
I LOVE IT!! It's hilarous. Everyone is a crybaby in the comments. I can't believe someone get offended by a game. People are so sensitive these days. Anyways, i love your humor. Please keep it up with your work. Have a nice day <3
bro i just wanted to take a break from life and play a fun video game and i get attacked
ok here game ive been doing my chores and ive been abused by my sister and iam right here taking a break playing this game. and your telling me ((us)) that were lazy, hold up there game director i just want to read something atleast play this game and thats the ending? thats the ending ok well i like the artstyle, the background, the music or sterbucks if thats what they call.. li just want the REAL story T^T
Me before playing: *looking for game to play cause im bored*
Me after playing: "Well damn ok, you got me there"
I feel... Strange about this game. In one hand I'm annoyed because the game tell me what my parents are telling me all day, that I waste my time and more, so it doesn't really help me.. But, on the other hand, Sheldon loves me so... it warms my heart a bit.
Anyways I love the drawing I'm just a bit disapointed because this could have been a really cute game about self esteem (the drawing adding a really good thing to it) but... the game just told me to go f*ck myself so...
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AMAZING! I actually loved this game. I downloaded it because I was like, "This looks interesting..." but I REALLY loved it.
This was... kind of like going to McDonald's and ordering a burger but instead the cashier starts lecturing you about how bad junk food is for you D:
Kinda like the idea and some of the execution though. Maybe it's because I'm bit of a masochist.
Is it bad that I looked all over Wattpad to see if anyone had tried to write a fan fic about this, and then got dissiponted because there was none? ;,(
Thanks this fucking sucked i came here for an actual fucking dating sim not to get bullied by some lowlife
Hi there!
I have made a little Valentines Day special on my gaming channel, playing four games that somewhat fit the theme, and I gotta say... this was a lot stranger (and funnier) than I thought it was.
Much of a laugh as I got out of it, I do feel like it could give some manner of hint as to where to find each character, considering it pretty much left me up to the luck of the draw based on where I went. Granted, that does tend to be somewhat normal for dating sims, but for one where the scenarios can be so potentially short (and subversive), it'd be nice to have some indication of how to reach the things you WANT on a second playthrough. I played this twice without even realizing Grace can be dated at all, for instance - which was a bit frustrating, since I didn't consider Zane or Sheldon particularly likable from their first impressions.
But once I dug deep and got to some of the funnier sides of the game, I really started to enjoy myself, and I can easily see myself playing it again to try and see where else it can all go and how much weirder things can get, so you definitely got me hooked. And the art is pretty friggin' adorable to boot. So good job!
Your game starts at 40:17, if you are curious.
Everytime I unpack it it just shows me a folder with another one inside called `contents`but theres no game, how can I fix this?
Make a new untitled folder, rename it DateAlmostAnythingSim, drag the contents into it, delete the original and at the end of the name of the new folder you just made write ".app". That should do the trick! (that's the mac way at least.)
Thank you! It worked