A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

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This is not a serious game. Currently 11.5 endings with 10 different ending cards.

In case you want an idea of what exactly you can date, take a look at this post... (spoilers)

DLC here.

Soundtrack here.



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DateAlmostAnythingSim-1.0-mac.zip 161 MB
DateAlmostAnythingSim-1.0-win.zip 162 MB


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Cute game but Sammy's dialogue is really annoying. Why put emojis in her dialogue, it feels so weird.

This game influences such positive thinking! I love the messages it sends.


Fun  at first then it got boooooooooring

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Seems to crash immediately upon launch and showing the menu, but only when I'm moving my mouse accross the screen EDIT: it was due to itch.io's sandbox setting


AAAAAaa this is such a cute game, and so well executed too.   i hated sammy with passion after the first word though. lmao but still, a really cute idea1!


hey great big spoilers on this whole post DON T R EAD IT 

hey!! i just played this and, thank u so much for making sammy a trans girl and (i think?) some variety of sapphic? because im a trans lesbian and I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND THANK U FOR MAKING EVERY ENDING AROUND NOT BEING NICE TO HER IN THE BATHROOM NEGATIVE <3

i was gonna watch 3 hours of suffering but the game closed when i moved my mouse so um...


the beastiality

Is kool

That's so fuuun. I cry because of laughing ! I love the "congratulation you're an asshole !". So much fun :'D !

This game is so sassy!!


watched a walkthrough and was like what the hell



[Warning: Vulgar Language]

The game bullied me out of my man fantasies. :(

Love it~ Sammy was soo sweat ;u; 

and actually i laugh a lot with the endings, a very creative date simulator <3

Okay so the whole time it stopped the game i was terrified of there being a jump scare because that shit happens sometimes but this was an amazing game! I wish I could have given you money for it but I can't spend any rn (i relte to you sheldon) but this was amazing! It was very funny and ill probaby play this a lot.

Haha~ this game really gave me laugh. 

Heya, I really liked the game. I only played through to one of the endings, but I will definitely be testing out all the others (or as many as I can). It's funny, clever and enjoyable and I would highly recommend anyone to check it out.

I just don't like Zane...

I hope you don't mind but I recorded a small "let's play" of it.  

i really loved this game! im curious, im looking to possibly make my own games in the future and if it doesnt bother you, could you give me some pointers on good software? Thanks so much!

I used Ren'Py to make this game. It's a free vn software that has plenty of resources to help get you going:


Unity is another popular engine but I'm not as familiar with that one.

Haha, I loved this game- especially the ending I got.


hell yeah i am dating a box

me as well


No love for me, all I got from this game was sadness and a math lesson.

This game gave me conflicting messages on love. Confused but happy.

Why did you do this.

Yeah, this isn't funny. But I think the game is interesting. Whatever I picked, I always get those endings. :v

Check out this cool let's play video of this super awesome game! :D

Hope you liked my let's play videos. IF you did, please SUBSCRIBE to my channel and help me grow.
I'm also looking for connect with other Itchio games, so drop me a line, I'd love to check out your stuff and maybe collab in the future :D

Thanks mate, have a great day!!

Check out my other videos on my gamechannel

I only played this a few minutes and got to the Zane end. I just started laughing when you wrote that the game ended. But the ending text was really.. just what I needed. The little letter in the end... Thank you. It really means a lot that there are people out there who care about others. So, thank you so much.

Wow, I cried when I wrote that X3 Thanks again and keep up the good work! I loved it! ;3

This is a masterpiece. Though I ran into some issues with diction and overall coffee believability, the characters were funny and just vague enough to increase interest A la dating sim style.

The twist at the end was pretty snazzy, and deserves some kudos.

Thanks so much for making this game!

Thanks for taking some time out of your day to play it! And thanks for the feedback too!



Thank you so, so much for your inclusion of a trans character. As a non-binary person, that was very important to me. Thank you.

Also thank you for your time and effort. As a beginner game creator, I can only begin to comprehend how much you put into this game. Thank you for that as well.

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