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This was an awesome quickie!

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i got the asshole ending by making the world a shittier place by not washing my hands so i spread E.coli and killed people!!! YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

this fucking game man

I have played all the 4 characters, all the assholes and the creator and game itself routes, but how you can play the POV character route? I couldn't do that by any means! OMG.

Oh! And I loved the game. Couldn't get why is so many people angry after all. This is just a joke, guys. You didn't waste even 30 minutes of your life in this. I'm talking as someone who loves visual novels more than I can explain: Get over it.

the pov end (aka "secret end") can be achieved by entering the default name of the player character into the name box! you can find it in grace's friend end

I have played all the 4 characters, all the assholes and the creator and game itself routes, but how you can play the POV character route? I couldn't do that by any means! OMG.

Oh! And I loved the game. Couldn't get why is so many people angry after all. This is just a joke, guys. You didn't waste even 30 minutes of your life in this. I'm talking as someone who loves visual novels more than I can explain: Get over it.

Awesome game, thanks for being such an awesome and honest developer! :D

Here is ZANE's story line :D
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Much appriciated dudess :D

Really fun game, can't believe who I ended up with on my first attempt. The endings are so meta, loved it! Check out my let's play below.


Haha oh wow, thanks for playing my game, and no need to be embarassed.

protip: try the middle button next time

Hi! This game is a cool little game like it a lot lol and I made a video on youtube in INDONESIAN! Check it out! TERIMA KASIH!

omg this is amazing! It's so cool seeing my game played in a different language

Hahaha your welcome! I hope the best for your games!

Funny little game.I quite enjoyed it. Might actually just replay it to find out all the endings!

thanks for playing! your reaction was pretty amusing haha

I absolutly loved the game! i cant belive the ending it was incredibly funny! i really related to the coder guy Sheldon but i loved how you through in a transgender ~ Me being one my self made me kinda happy to see it in a game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdaCU95hkmo

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thank you so much! the cover art is adorable btw

This game definitely got an interesting ending to it...very unexpected.


thanks for playing my game! 'preciate it!

Firstly, amazing game. Hilarious and meaningful all at the same time. I got multiple endings. Sheldon, Zane, and (my favourite UwU) Sammy, both boy/girlfriend and friend ending. Also got the a$$hole endings and Teresa ending.

HOWEVER, the developer said it is POSSIBLE to date Grace, the POV character, and the Narrator ["In case you want an idea of what exactly you can date, take a look at this post...(spoilers)"]. So far, I have no leads on how to achieve these endings. Maybe it could be a joke, maybe you have to do certain things (specific name, coffee orders, etc.), maybe you have to mess with the code a bit. It doesn't help that this game has recently been released and isn't as popular as I thought, so unfortunately it doesn't have any guides or walkthrough's or anything. So can we all can band together and start an investigation on how to 100% this beautiful game?

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I figured out how to date Grace:

First, I did all the orders correctly, then at my brake, stayed inside. I sat at the table and clicked 'Say Nothing.' After that, it does the days pass and all that, the reoccurring face, and you see Grace. I'm not gonna say anymore, cause that'd be spoiling.

We really enjoyed the charm of this game :)

We hope to play more in the future!

Really love the message in this game completely not what I expected! Make sure you check it out would love to hear what endings everyone else got!

Thanks so much for playing! I got the "chuckle at your screen as you watch confused lets players play the game" ending!

The Teresa ending is just GOLD

Thank you so much for making this game <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWV5AbHcoU

I played this game and really enjoyed it's sense of humor and art style! The art style was stunningly beautiful!

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This game insults you for making it worth your time. Usually comes in the form of poor gameplay, but 'Date (almost) Anything Simulator' does it by being trite and condescendening in a way that fails to be either inspiring or funny. I would love to see what other content the game has to offer to give it a fair review, but the game itself told me not to.

i love this markiplayer played it to

I downloaded it for windows but it only saves as a file and when i click on it, it takes me to the library and such. How does one fix this? xP

Teresa is my waifu

this game is amazing and almost made me cry ;~; i love u dearly

I did enjoy this game it was deff a different experience than what I am used to but its got some laughs for sure. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

I put a lot of effort on this video and i would appreciate the support



Thanks for taking the time to make a lets play! I really like the editing in the video :^)

thank you for your support

My favorite endings were the ones were I got a math lecture, I found the love of my life and the one I was told to pay $1.99 to get (at most) a friend...honestly 10/10 IGN dating would date again. luved dis doe XD

Would you date me? I'd date me hard!!!

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The Sheldon love ending kind of confused me. You stated that you only talked to him once and served coffee once. However it clearly states before hand that Sheldon came in every Saturday to talk with you on break. And there was also the indication that a quite a bit of time passed, at least a couple months or even more. That whole bit about jumping right to the love interest was actually in very poor taste, and you are right I am disappointed. Disappointed you would make such a gap in your logic. The tone that came across in your writing was very mocking and sarcastic, and it made it feel as though you created a message you did not intend to. In fact, it made the message come across the opposite of what I believe you intended. That is assuming you in fact intended for an actual message at all. Honestly I'm not sure if you just made this game to make fun of people who play dating sims or not.

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That's basically the same as the Zane ending, so I think it's probably actually meant to make fun of people who play dating games, while also trying to hugbox it out. Which doesn't work when you first make fifteen kinds of assumptions about the people playing it and directly insult them and make fun of their interests. So. Kind of rude, honestly.

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I don't know what games you play. Most of the dating games you play you're spending three years or several months getting to know a character before you so much as fall in love, much less get married. There are shorter stories (usually on mobile games) but it generally involves magic or other such circumstances that allow easier and quicker love. And more importantly, it's fiction. Do you walk up to a person and lecture them about how they need to get out and experience 'love' in real life when you see them watching a romcom or reading a romance? Probably not, unless you're a presumptuous dick. Do you go up to someone who plays Call of Duty or Skyrim and say "Hey, you should join the military for real" or "why not learn to be a real outdoorsman and find adventure in real life"? I bet you would not do that. Yet, somehow it's an acceptable target when it's a dating sim. It's okay that Call of Duty and Skyrim aren't realistic, that you can jump off a mountain and get shot in the chest several times and shake it off, but fall in love with some prince in thirty days?! Preposterous! You need to get a life and stop wasting it playing games!

It's absurd and it's uncalled for. How a person chooses to enjoy themselves doesn't say anything about what they do in real life. Good lord, married people play dating sims because they're fun. Or they would be, if this game didn't do its best to suck all the fun out of it that it can.

And I get it, it can be fun to poke fun at dating games (like any genre). That's why Haotoful Boyfriend is so popular. The trouble is, this game doesn't do that well. Even the author themselves state that they started to do that and then got lazy. And it shows. And when it's lazy and your reward for finishing a route is a pretentious lecture, it just comes off as rude, not funny.

I'm sure there are people who enjoy it, but to me everything I've seen in the game and by the author on their Tumblr all I see is someone who thinks playing dating games are something to be ashamed of and discouraged.

Haven't played this yet, but I want the cute trans boy-

trans girl* ;;
trans girl = 'mtf'
trans boy = 'ftm'

Yeah, sorry about that;;

I didn't know she was a boy from the start, and I thought she was ftm kms

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it's ok! now you know ^^

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this game was a waste of my time. the characters were tacky and the "moral" doesn't hit hard at all

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I completely agree. Also Holy shit apparently I can edit ppl's replies why is this site so broken

I second that.

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This game was fun to play!https://youtu.be/04L2zKNl9Zk

well played, that was awesome! Really got me!

Oh wow I finally got around to watching it and I gotta say this is probably one of the softest nicest lets plays I've seen. By the way at the funny joke part if you spam click the game will continue

Thanks! That means a lot, This wa an awesome game btw. Thanks for making it! Really made my night

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i KNOW you wanted to make a statement, but did you have to do it like this? i mean, i don't mind that you did it in the form of a game, but i REALLY didn't like the atitude you took in it.

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It was a really super pretentious thing, and it didn't even deliver right, because it set up an actual romance and then said "Haha but actually this isn't a romance" - and then followed up with "but you know how you got the romance (that isn't a romance)? Do that in real life! (even though it won't get you a real romance somehow)". At least it could have been better if you confess instantly, instead of actually building up a relationship over months.

pretty much, yeah.

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Thanks for making such an awesome game!

Teresa Best Girl~

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Here's my little play through of the game. Hope you enjoy!

Thank you so much for taking time out of your day to make this. I really appreciate i!

welp this was an adventure! thanks for the life advice tho :D

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i downloaded this to play a dating sim not some fucking coffee shop

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so in american the people make the use of term "Dating sim" for Almost all that you can have romance, and not for games like the real thing. Like a Tokimemo for example.

Awesome game ! too bad i didn't end up with anyone even tried it twice lol

Happy Valentines Day, we played this dating sim and it was HILARIOUS


Is it that simple?

this is probably one of the most hard-hitting lets plays i've seen. Thanks for sharing it w us, dude.

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